Setting: Another Meal with 6 children all singing and quoting Veggie Tales....seriously.
Me: Okay, so how about we stop speaking "Veggie Tales" and starting just being people who only speak english.
4yr.old Son: (nearly in tears) But Mom, I don't know how to speak English!
Me: Um....okay. Honey, that's what we speak. We all speak English. What did you think we spoke?
Son: I thought we just spoke Normal.