My friend, Kristina, just posted a recent encounter with a telemarketer over at her blog and so I felt compelled to share with you my latest experience. Mine is a moral tale: a fable of sorts. Read, and learn.
Me: Hello, this is Barbara.
Telemarketer: [toilet flushing] Hello, my name is...
Me: Not interested. [Hang up, and disinfect ear]
And the moral of this tale:
If a sale you want to make,
And a pee break, need to take,
Please do the last well before the first,
So I don't know, and you don't burst.