My friend, Kristina, just posted a recent encounter with a telemarketer over at her blog and so I felt compelled to share with you my latest experience. Mine is a moral tale: a fable of sorts. Read, and learn.
Me: Hello, this is Barbara.
Telemarketer: [toilet flushing] Hello, my name is...
Me: Not interested. [Hang up, and disinfect ear]
And the moral of this tale:
If a sale you want to make,
And a pee break, need to take,
Please do the last well before the first,
So I don't know, and you don't burst.
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3 comments:
In stinking believable!
You totally win
I know. I only wish I was kidding.
hilarious!!!!!
i have started to tell them that I have some things for sale too, and if they listen to my sales pitch first, then I will listen to theirs.
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