Setting: Eating supper with the family. Menu? Chicken, Toasted Quinoa Pilaf, and steamed Brocolli.
4 year old daughter: If I shoved this brocolli in my eye would I die?
Daddy: Um. No.
Daughter: What would happen to me?
Daddy: You'd probably say "ouch" and take it out of your eye.
Daughter: And then would I have to go to the Doctor?
Daddy: Not likely.
Mommy: How far in are we talking about shoving it?
Daughter: But I wouldn't die?
(Mental note: See? Veggies are good for you.)