Setting: 4yo son getting ready for his afternoon nap. Trying to stall.
Son: Daddy! There are ladybugs in the window!
Daddy: (killing the easy obvious ones) I think you'll be okay.
Son: But there is another one there (shoved in the track of the window...looking lifeless)
Daddy: Honey, it can't hurt you. It's a lady bug. Besides, it's half dead.
Son: Yeah but it's half not dead too.
can't argue that logic.