Setting: 3 year old boy. Gorgeous. Sitting beside me on the couch while I read a story to him and his sister.
Did I mention he is sucking his toes?
Me: "Buddy. Don't suck on your toes. That's kind of yucky."
Him: "No, Momma. They not yucky. They yummy. And delicious."
(mental note to self: Maybe I should stop telling him that he looks good enough to eat.)