So, how do you argue with this kind of logic?
Setting: Mom in the kitchen making breakfast. Three year old son playing with 4 year old sister in the living room. Lots of "light sabre being whacked on the floor sounds" being heard.
Me: Honey, let's not bang the light sabre so hard on the floor. Let's be more gentle, please
Son: But Mom, I'm getting the crocodiles on the floor that are eating my sister.
Me: Right, then. Carry on.